A Wife’s Perfect Birthday Gift

A husband's funny attempt at giving his wife the perfect gift.

A man was sitting on the edge of his bed watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. Looking at the mirror his wife said. “I’d like to be 8 again’ On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, made her a nice big bowl of CHokos and took her to an adventure park. They had an amazing day! He put her on every ride in the park. They sat in all the dangerous roller coasters as well. 

5 hours later they staggered out of the adventure park. The wife’s head was spinning and her stomach felt upside down. The husband then took her to McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy meal with extra french fries and a chocolate milkshake. Then he took her to a movie where they ate popcorn, coca cola and all her favourite chocolate. They had an amazing time. 

Both of them finally reached home and collapsed on the bed exhausted. The husband leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being 8 again?” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. She said, “I meant I wanted to become thin! Like I was when I was 8!You idiot!”